Edward fails, Jacob ftw

I can't stand Edward.
It's not so much the fictional character that bothers me, but that hundreds of people consider him the romantic ideal.

I'd tell you precisely why I disagree but there are so many reasons that disprove the Edward and Bella relationship as true love and Jacob as a better choice that I would have to write an essay complete with quotes from the books to show you what I mean.

And I know there are nice Edward fans out there, but since the majority are frighteningly obsessed with their idea of the ideal, they give the minority a bad name. (Have you ever seen Misery? Based on the Stephen King book? Yeah, fangirls are scary things)

I've seen a few Edward stamps around that are frankly rude. So I made my own Jacob stamp, complete with manners~ :Db